Stop. . .Hammer Blog

So now MC Hammer's got a blog. And a new album. But no parachute pants! What gives?

And why, exactly did parachute pants die out? They were comfortable. They were stylish? Was it because Hammer "hurt 'em," if you will?

There are so many retro styles that come back into vogue, like bell bottoms, afros, tight jeans, etc. that I do wonder if parachute pants will make a comeback. And, of course, a very soft landing.